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Rants – 2010 Winner
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Let’s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2010 SEMMY Award in the Rants category is … drum-roll, please …
Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 12/16/09
Congratulations to our winner! Here’s a choice bit from the winning post:
Robert should know better. It’s just misguided for him to say that SEO isn’t important for a small business owner and to advise them not to worry about it. It’s irresponsible because, at least in some circles, Robert Scoble still has some street cred. People might actually believe him. And frankly, that’s scary. On a lot of levels.
Runners-Up
The top two runners-up in public voting were:
- Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 12/13/09 - For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are “Misdirection” Advertising
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 3/22/09
The winner and runners-up are welcome to grab the appropriate badge — we have a badge for both winners and runners-up.
How the Voting Ended
Here’s a look at how each finalist fared in the public voting:

Thanks to all who voted, and congrats again to the winner, runners-up, finalists, and all nominees. We look forward to reading your acceptance speech soon!
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Rants – 2010 Finalists
1 Comment »The judges listed below have made their choices, and the finalists in the Rants category for the 2010 SEMMY Awards are:
The Finalists
- For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are “Misdirection” Advertising
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 3/22/09 - You know what? Fuck SEO.
Robert Garcia, Rumblepup | 8/22/09 - Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 12/13/09 - Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 12/16/09
Congratulations to each finalist! Please grab a finalist badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists has begun. (Feel free to encourage them to vote for you; winners historically have actively promoted the SEMMYS to their readers.)
Here’s How to Vote
Now it’s your turn to choose a winner! Please read each article above and decide which one you feel is the best. When you click below, you’ll be able to vote in this category only. To vote in other categories, please visit the pages listing those finalists. Voting is open now, and will close at end-of-day on January 29, 2010.
VOTE NOW IN THIS CATEGORY
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Posts Judged by John Andrews and Todd Mintz

Rants – All 2010 Nominees
No Comments »Congratulations to the following nominees in the Rants category for the 2010 SEMMY Awards! Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 3-4 finalists. Please grab a nominee badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.
- For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are “Misdirection” Advertising
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 3/22/09 - Google’s Love For Newspapers & How Little They Appreciate It
Danny Sullivan, Daggle | 4/6/09 - Forbes.com CEO Spanfeller Attacks Google, Stumbles Into His Own Cesspool
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 5/5/09 - How Google Profiles SEOs
Michael Gray, Wolf-Howl | 6/9/09 - Google Openly Profiles SEOs As Criminals
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 6/9/09 - Yellow Pages v. Social Media Marketing: A Rebuttal To The Lazy, Lying Mainstream Media
Andrew Shotland, Local SEO Guide | 7/28/09 - You know what? Fuck SEO.
Robert Garcia, Rumblepup | 8/22/09 - Seth Godin Tries Out Brandjacking
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 9/23/09 - Dear Facebook Ads, Customer Support Sucks
Marty Weintraub, aimClear | 11/19/09 - Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 12/13/09 - Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 12/16/09
Posts Judged by John Andrews and Todd Mintz

Rants – 2009 Winner
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Let’s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2009 SEMMY Award in the Rants category is … drum-roll, please …
Social Media Cash Grab
David Harry, Huomah | 7/16/08
Congratulations to our winner! Here’s a choice bit from the winning post:
I feel an personal dilemma in supporting social media in a world where the management of such locales seem unappreciative to those that have a major role in the building process. When a website is built with user generated content, showing some love to the users generating the content, might be a good idea now and again.
Runners-Up
The top two runners-up in public voting were:
- Ranting: Google & Online Reputation Management
Eric Lander | 9/9/08 - The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA
Rae Hoffman | 1/16/08
The winner and runners-up are welcome to grab the appropriate badge — we have a badge for both winners and runners-up.
How the Voting Ended
Here’s a look at how each finalist fared in the public voting:

Thanks to all who voted, and congrats again to the winner, runners-up, finalists, and all nominees. We look forward to reading your acceptance speech soon!
Posts Judged by Todd Mintz and Tamar Weinberg

Rants – 2009 Finalists
No Comments »The judges have made their choices, and the finalists in the Rants category for the 2009 SEMMY Awards are:
The Finalists
- The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA
Rae Hoffman | 1/16/08 - Social Media Cash Grab
David Harry, Huomah | 7/16/08 - Ranting: Google & Online Reputation Management
Eric Lander | 9/9/08 - Crappy MP3 Sites, Comment Spamming & Enough Already
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 11/26/08
Congratulations to each finalist! Please grab a finalist badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists has begun. (Feel free to encourage them to vote for you.)
Here’s How to Vote
Now it’s your turn to choose a winner! Please read each article above and decide which one you feel is the best. When you click below, you’ll be able to vote in this category only. To vote in other categories, please visit the pages listing those finalists. Voting is open now, and will close at end-of-day on February 2, 2008.
VOTE NOW IN THIS CATEGORY
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Posts Judged by Todd Mintz and Tamar Weinberg

Rants – All 2009 Nominees
1 Comment »Congratulations to the following nominees in the Rants category for the 2009 SEMMY Awards! Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 3-4 finalists. Please grab a nominee badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.
- Dumbass of the Week: Gene Marks
Kalena Jordan, Ask Kalena | 1/9/08 - The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA
Rae Hoffman | 1/16/08 - Do You Link Dope or Incestuously Link?
Debra Mastaler, The Link Spiel | 2/19/08 - Google’s Miserable Failure
Richard Ball, Apogee Weblog | 3/22/08 - 21 Reasons Twitter Is Bullshit
Matt Davies, seoTunes | 4/18/08 - Are All Business People Dishonest?
Michael Fortin | 5/2/08 - Selling Ownership of the Internet for Some Magic Beans
Michael Gray | 5/22/08 - Google’s Two Tiered Internet World Sinks to a New Low
Michael Gray | 6/20/08 - Your SEO is weak my foolish friends
David Harry, Huomah | 7/10/08 - Social Media Cash Grab
David Harry, Huomah | 7/16/08 - Google Knol – Google’s Latest Attack on Copyright
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 7/28/08 - Dear SEO Community, It’s Not Me, It’s You
Rae Hoffman | 8/5/08 - Ranting: Google & Online Reputation Management
Eric Lander | 9/9/08 - Crappy MP3 Sites, Comment Spamming & Enough Already
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 11/26/08
Posts Judged by Todd Mintz and Tamar Weinberg

Rants – 2008 Winner
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Let’s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2008 SEMMY Award in the Rants category is … drum-roll, please …
Web 2.0 & SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?
Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start | 9/8/07
Congratulations to our winner! Here’s a choice bit from the winning post:
Imagine that you live in a village. The villagers need water. It’s a long walk to the river. So some of the village leaders get together and decide to dig a well. They create a public fountain, and everyone can get water from it. It’s a wonderful thing, until the village drunk starts pissing in the fountain.
Now replace the fountain with Wikipedia, and the village drunk with SEOs… and you have a perfect picture of why Wikipedia had to nofollow outbound links.
Runners-Up
The top two runners-up in public voting were:
- Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 2/8/07 - SEOS: The Card Counters of the Internet
John Andrews | 9/9/07
The winner and runners-up are welcome to grab the appropriate badge — we have a badge for both winners and runners-up.
How the Voting Ended
Here’s a look at how each finalist fared in the public voting:

Thanks to all who voted, and congrats again to the winner, runners-up, finalists, and all nominees. We look forward to reading your acceptance speech soon!
Posts Judged by Loren Baker and Andy Beard

Rants – 2008 Finalists
4 Comments »The judges have made their choices, and the finalists in the Rants category for the 2008 SEMMY Awards are:
The Finalists
- Google’s Policy on No follow and Reviews is Hypocritical and Wrong
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 1/25/07 - Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 2/8/07 - Google Adds Paid Links Reporting
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 6/13/07 - Things That Bug Me Regarding Those Who Sell Links
David Wallace, SearchRank | 8/14/07 - Web 2.0 & SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?
Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start | 9/8/07 - SEOS: The Card Counters of the Internet
John Andrews | 9/9/07
Congratulations to each finalist! Please grab a finalist badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists has begun.
Here’s How to Vote
Now it’s your turn to choose a winner! Please read each article above and decide which one you feel is the best. When you click below, you’ll be able to vote in this category only. To vote in other categories, please visit the pages listing those finalists. Voting is open now, and will close at end-of-day on January 30, 2008.
VOTE NOW IN THIS CATEGORY (link will open in a new window)
Posts Judged by Loren Baker and Andy Beard

Rants – All 2008 Nominees
No Comments »The following are the nominees in the Rants category for the 2008 SEMMY Awards. Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 5-6 finalists. Congratulations to all nominees! Please grab a nominee badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.
- Shoemoney, A Fish Bowl, and Bullshit
Todd Friesen, Oilman | 1/10/07 - Black Hat vs. White Hat vs. Grey Hat SEO: The Definitive Guide
John Andrews | 1/12/07 - Good SEO Humor
Lee Odden, Online Marketing Blog | 1/23/07 - Google’s Policy on No follow and Reviews is Hypocritical and Wrong
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 1/25/07 - Cnet Bastards
Greg Boser | 2/2/07 - On Alexa, Compete.com, Quantcast, et al
Andrew Goodman, Traffick | 2/6/07 - Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 2/8/07 - The Lisa’s Problem With Wikipedia Explained
Lisa Barone, Bruce Clay Blog | 2/19/07 - Calling It Linkbait Doesn’t Make You Less of a Jerk
Lisa Barone, Bruce Clay Blog | 3/14/07 - How to be an Idiot Blogger that No One Likes
Todd Malicoat, Stuntdubl | 3/21/07 - Merchant Circle Can Kiss My Consumer Ass
Sugarrae | 3/25/07 - Words and Phrases You Should Avoid
Dean Bloomfield, Speaking Freely | 4/3/07 - Mahalo: That’s Hawaiian for 8 Visitors A Month
Brian Provost, Scoreboard Media | 5/30/07 - Hey Jason, Search Results are Never “Done”
Jennifer Laycock, Search Engine Guide | 5/31/07 - How Sequoia Venture Capital Will Pop the Bubble of Web 2.0 – Mahalo or MFAhollow?
Todd Malicoat, Stuntdubl | 5/31/07 - Google’s Ideal Webmaster: Snitch, Rake It In And Don’t Deliver
Ralph Tegtmeier, Fantomaster | 6/5/07 - Google Adds Paid Links Reporting
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 6/13/07 - Five Things I Hate About Linking
Eric Ward, Search Engine Land | 7/2/07 - 2007 Tour de France Winner – Wikipedia
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 7/6/07 - Of Course Branded Keywords Convert Better!
Jennifer Laycock, Search Engine Guide | 7/24/07 - Newsflash: You’re Damn Right It’s a Popularity Contest
Sugarrae | 7/25/07 - New Google Adwords Formula = Just Pay Us More
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 8/10/07 - FUD & Relevancy: Inside the Mind of a Google Search Engineer
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 8/13/07 - Things That Bug Me Regarding Those Who Sell Links
David Wallace, SearchRank | 8/14/07 - How Google AdSense Cannibalizes Content Based Business Models
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 8/18/07 - Web 2.0 & SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?
Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start | 9/8/07 - 7 Useful Webmaster Tools Google Stole From You
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 9/8/07 - SEOS: The Card Counters of the Internet
John Andrews | 9/9/07 - Why the SEOmoz SEO Quiz Is Completely Wrong
Vanessa Fox | 9/11/07 - More SEO Noise
John Andrews | 9/19/07 - Getting Bitch Slapped by The Guru – OUCH! That’s Gotta Hurt
Bob Massa, Ask the SEO Guru | 9/24/07 - Google vs. Innovation
John Andrews | 11/16/07 - Stop Complaining, Start Educating!
Amber Benedict, PPC Hero | 11/20/07 - Are You a Social Media Idiot?
Lisa Barone, Bruce Clay Blog | 11/28/07 - Christina Warren of Download Squad is a Clueless Idiot
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 11/30/07 - Hey Blog Scrapers! Take This Post Too
Kim Krause-Berg, Cre8pc | 12/14/07 - What Google Knols Can Teach You About Google’s Philosophy
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 12/18/07 - Matt Cutts Says Financial Arrangements Should Affect All Links Within a Post
Michael Gray, Graywolf | 12/30/07
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