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		<title>Rants &#8211; 2010 Winner</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2010 SEMMY Award in the Rants category is &#8230; drum-roll, please &#8230;
Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media &#124; 12/16/09
Congratulations to our winner! [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2010/rants-2010-winner/">Rants &#8211; 2010 Winner</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="border: 0pt none " src="http://www.semmys.org/dm/badges/10/LBwin.gif" alt="2010 SEMMY Winner" width="125" height="80" />Let&#8217;s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2010 SEMMY Award in the <strong>Rants</strong> category is &#8230; drum-roll, please &#8230;</p>
<h3><a href="http://outspokenmedia.com/small-business-marketing/ignore-the-silly-man-seo-still-matters-for-smbs/">Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs</a></strong><br />
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 12/16/09</h3>
<p>Congratulations to our winner! Here&#8217;s a choice bit from the winning post:</p>
<blockquote><p>Robert should know better. It’s just misguided for him to say that SEO isn’t important for a small business owner and to advise them not to worry about it. It’s irresponsible because, at least in some circles, Robert Scoble still has some street cred. People might actually believe him. And frankly, that’s scary. On a lot of levels.</p></blockquote>
<h3>Runners-Up</h3>
<p>The top two runners-up in public voting were:</p>
<ol>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/google-hypocritical-importance-privacy">Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy</a></strong><br />
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 12/13/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/search-ads-are-misdirection-advertising-17028">For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are &#8220;Misdirection&#8221; Advertising</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 3/22/09</li>
</ol>
<p>The winner and runners-up are welcome to <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab the appropriate badge</a> &#8212; we have a badge for both winners and runners-up.</p>
<h3>How the Voting Ended</h3>
<p>Here&#8217;s a look at how each finalist fared in the public voting:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.semmys.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rants.gif" alt="rants" title="rants" width="578" height="232" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-369" /></p>
<p>Thanks to all who voted, and congrats again to the winner, runners-up, finalists, and all nominees. We look forward to reading your acceptance speech soon!</p>
<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2010/rants-2010-winner/">Rants &#8211; 2010 Winner</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The judges listed below have made their choices, and the finalists in the Rants category for the 2010 SEMMY Awards are:
The Finalists

For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are &#8220;Misdirection&#8221; Advertising
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land &#124; 3/22/09
You know what? Fuck SEO.
Robert Garcia, Rumblepup &#124; 8/22/09
Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy
Aaron Wall, SEO Book &#124; [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2010/rants-2010-finalists/">Rants &#8211; 2010 Finalists</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The judges listed below have made their choices, and the <em>finalists</em> in the <strong>Rants</strong> category for the 2010 SEMMY Awards are:</p>
<h3>The Finalists</h3>
<ul>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/search-ads-are-misdirection-advertising-17028">For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are &#8220;Misdirection&#8221; Advertising</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 3/22/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.rumblepup.com/fuck-seo/">You know what? Fuck SEO.</a></strong><br />
Robert Garcia, Rumblepup | 8/22/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/google-hypocritical-importance-privacy">Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy</a></strong><br />
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 12/13/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://outspokenmedia.com/small-business-marketing/ignore-the-silly-man-seo-still-matters-for-smbs/">Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs</a></strong><br />
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 12/16/09</li>
</ul>
<p>Congratulations to each finalist! Please <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab a finalist badge</a> and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists has begun. (Feel free to encourage them to vote for you; winners historically have actively promoted the SEMMYS to their readers.)</p>
<h3>Here&#8217;s How to Vote</h3>
<p>Now it&#8217;s <em>your turn</em> to choose a winner! Please read each article above and decide which one you feel is the best. When you click below, you&#8217;ll be able to vote <em>in this category only</em>. To vote in other categories, please visit the pages listing those finalists. Voting is open now, and will close at end-of-day on January 29, 2010.</p>
<h3><a href="http://2010rants.questionpro.com" target="_blank">VOTE NOW IN THIS CATEGORY</a></h3>
<p> (link will open in a new window)</p>
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		<title>Rants &#8211; All 2010 Nominees</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to the following nominees in the Rants category for the 2010 SEMMY Awards! Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 3-4 finalists. Please grab a nominee badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.

For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are &#8220;Misdirection&#8221; Advertising
Danny Sullivan, [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2010/rants-all-2010-nominees/">Rants &#8211; All 2010 Nominees</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations to the following nominees in the <strong>Rants</strong> category for the 2010 SEMMY Awards! Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 3-4 finalists. Please <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab a nominee badge</a> and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/search-ads-are-misdirection-advertising-17028">For Your Sunday Bullshit Reading: Search Ads Are &#8220;Misdirection&#8221; Advertising</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 3/22/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://daggle.com/090406-225638.html">Google&#8217;s Love For Newspapers &amp; How Little They Appreciate It</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Daggle | 4/6/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/forbes-spanfeller-attacks-google-stumbles-into-cesspool-18654">Forbes.com CEO Spanfeller Attacks Google, Stumbles Into His Own Cesspool</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 5/5/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/google-profiles-seo/">How Google Profiles SEOs</a></strong><br />
Michael Gray, Wolf-Howl | 6/9/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://outspokenmedia.com/seo/google-profiles-seo-as-criminals/">Google Openly Profiles SEOs As Criminals</a></strong><br />
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 6/9/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.localseoguide.com/yellow-pages-v-social-media-marketing-a-rebuttal-to-the-lazy-lying-mainstream-media/">Yellow Pages v. Social Media Marketing: A Rebuttal To The Lazy, Lying Mainstream Media</a></strong><br />
Andrew Shotland, Local SEO Guide | 7/28/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.rumblepup.com/fuck-seo/">You know what? Fuck SEO.</a></strong><br />
Robert Garcia, Rumblepup | 8/22/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://outspokenmedia.com/reputation-management/seth-godin-brandjacking/">Seth Godin Tries Out Brandjacking</a></strong><br />
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 9/23/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.aimclearblog.com/2009/11/19/dear-facebook-ads-customer-support-sucks/">Dear Facebook Ads, Customer Support Sucks</a></strong><br />
Marty Weintraub, aimClear | 11/19/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/google-hypocritical-importance-privacy">Google Hypocritical on the Importance of Privacy</a></strong><br />
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 12/13/09</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://outspokenmedia.com/small-business-marketing/ignore-the-silly-man-seo-still-matters-for-smbs/">Ignore the Silly Man, SEO Still Matters For SMBs</a></strong><br />
Lisa Barone, Outspoken Media | 12/16/09</li>
</ul>
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		<title>Rants &#8211; 2009 Winner</title>
		<link>http://www.semmys.org/2009/rants-2009-winner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2009 SEMMY Award in the Rants category is &#8230; drum-roll, please &#8230;
Social Media Cash Grab
David Harry, Huomah &#124; 7/16/08
Congratulations to our winner! Here&#8217;s a choice bit from the [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2009/rants-2009-winner/">Rants &#8211; 2009 Winner</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="border: 0pt none " src="http://www.semmys.org/dm/badges/09/LBwin.gif" alt="2009 SEMMY Winner" width="125" height="80" />Let&#8217;s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2009 SEMMY Award in the <strong>Rants</strong> category is &#8230; drum-roll, please &#8230;</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.huomah.com/Personal/Family-Life/Social-Media-Cash-Grab.html">Social Media Cash Grab</a><br />
David Harry, Huomah | 7/16/08</h3>
<p>Congratulations to our winner! Here&#8217;s a choice bit from the winning post:</p>
<blockquote><p>I feel an <b>personal dilemma in supporting social media</b> in a world where the management of such locales seem unappreciative to those that have a major role in the building process. When a website is built with user generated content, showing some love to the users generating the content, might be a good idea now and again.</p></blockquote>
<h3>Runners-Up</h3>
<p>The top two runners-up in public voting were:</p>
<ol>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.ericlander.com/311.html">Ranting: Google &amp; Online Reputation Management</a></strong><br />
Eric Lander | 9/9/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/the-semmys-launch-the-whineys-tba/">The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA</a></strong><br />
Rae Hoffman | 1/16/08</li>
</ol>
<p>The winner and runners-up are welcome to <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab the appropriate badge</a> &#8212; we have a badge for both winners and runners-up.</p>
<h3>How the Voting Ended</h3>
<p>Here&#8217;s a look at how each finalist fared in the public voting:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/3252603770_d15ba32cbb_o.gif"></p>
<p>Thanks to all who voted, and congrats again to the winner, runners-up, finalists, and all nominees. We look forward to reading your acceptance speech soon!</p>
<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2009/rants-2009-winner/">Rants &#8211; 2009 Winner</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The judges have made their choices, and the finalists in the Rants category for the 2009 SEMMY Awards are:
The Finalists

The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA
Rae Hoffman &#124; 1/16/08
Social Media Cash Grab
David Harry, Huomah &#124; 7/16/08
Ranting: Google &#38; Online Reputation Management
Eric Lander &#124; 9/9/08
Crappy MP3 Sites, Comment Spamming &#38; Enough Already
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land &#124; [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2009/rants-2009-finalists/">Rants &#8211; 2009 Finalists</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The judges have made their choices, and the <em>finalists</em> in the <strong>Rants</strong> category for the 2009 SEMMY Awards are:</p>
<h3>The Finalists</h3>
<ul>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/the-semmys-launch-the-whineys-tba/">The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA</a></strong><br />
Rae Hoffman | 1/16/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.huomah.com/Personal/Family-Life/Social-Media-Cash-Grab.html">Social Media Cash Grab</a></strong><br />
David Harry, Huomah | 7/16/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.ericlander.com/311.html">Ranting: Google &amp; Online Reputation Management</a></strong><br />
Eric Lander | 9/9/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/crappy-mp3-sites-comment-spamming-enough-already-15629.php">Crappy MP3 Sites, Comment Spamming &amp; Enough Already</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 11/26/08</li>
</ul>
<p>Congratulations to each finalist! Please <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab a finalist badge</a> and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists has begun. (Feel free to encourage them to vote for you.)</p>
<h3>Here&#8217;s How to Vote</h3>
<p>Now it&#8217;s <em>your turn</em> to choose a winner! Please read each article above and decide which one you feel is the best. When you click below, you&#8217;ll be able to vote <em>in this category only</em>. To vote in other categories, please visit the pages listing those finalists. Voting is open now, and will close at end-of-day on February 2, 2008.</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.questionpro.com/akira/TakeSurvey?id=1140605" target="_blank">VOTE NOW IN THIS CATEGORY</a></h3>
<p> (link will open in a new window)</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congratulations to the following nominees in the Rants category for the 2009 SEMMY Awards! Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 3-4 finalists. Please grab a nominee badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.

Dumbass of the Week: Gene Marks
Kalena Jordan, Ask Kalena &#124; 1/9/08
The [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2009/rants-all-2009-nominees/">Rants &#8211; All 2009 Nominees</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations to the following nominees in the <strong>Rants</strong> category for the 2009 SEMMY Awards! Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 3-4 finalists. Please <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab a nominee badge</a> and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.</p>
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<li><strong><a href="http://www.ask-kalena.com/rants/dumbass-of-the-week-gene-marks/">Dumbass of the Week: Gene Marks</a></strong><br />
Kalena Jordan, Ask Kalena | 1/9/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/the-semmys-launch-the-whineys-tba/">The SEMMYS Launch, The Whineys TBA</a></strong><br />
Rae Hoffman | 1/16/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://thelinkspiel.blogspot.com/2008/02/do-you-link-dope-or-incestuously-link.html">Do You Link Dope or Incestuously Link?</a></strong><br />
Debra Mastaler, The Link Spiel | 2/19/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.apogee-web-consulting.com/blogger/2008/03/googles-miserable-failure.html">Google&#8217;s Miserable Failure</a></strong><br />
Richard Ball, Apogee Weblog | 3/22/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seotunes.co.uk/index.php/2008/04/18/21-reasons-twitter-is-bullshit/"> 21 Reasons Twitter Is Bullshit</a></strong><br />
Matt Davies, seoTunes | 4/18/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.michelfortin.com/are-all-business-people-dishonest/">Are All Business People Dishonest?</a></strong><br />
Michael Fortin | 5/2/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/selling-ownership/">Selling Ownership of the Internet for Some Magic Beans</a></strong><br />
Michael Gray | 5/22/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/googles-two-tiered-world/">Google&#8217;s Two Tiered Internet World Sinks to a New Low</a></strong><br />
Michael Gray | 6/20/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.huomah.com/Search-Engines/Search-Engine-Optimization/Your-SEO-is-weak-my-foolish-friends.html"> Your SEO is weak my foolish friends</a></strong><br />
David Harry, Huomah | 7/10/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.huomah.com/Personal/Family-Life/Social-Media-Cash-Grab.html">Social Media Cash Grab</a></strong><br />
David Harry, Huomah | 7/16/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/google-knol">Google Knol &#8211; Google&#8217;s Latest Attack on Copyright</a></strong><br />
Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 7/28/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/dear-seo-community-its-not-me-its-you/">Dear SEO Community, It&#8217;s Not Me, It&#8217;s You</a></strong><br />
Rae Hoffman | 8/5/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.ericlander.com/311.html">Ranting: Google &amp; Online Reputation Management</a></strong><br />
Eric Lander | 9/9/08</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/crappy-mp3-sites-comment-spamming-enough-already-15629.php">Crappy MP3 Sites, Comment Spamming &amp; Enough Already</a></strong><br />
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 11/26/08</li>
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<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2009/rants-all-2009-nominees/">Rants &#8211; All 2009 Nominees</a></p>
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		<title>Rants &#8211; 2008 Winner</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2008 SEMMY Award in the Rants category is &#8230; drum-roll, please &#8230;
Web 2.0 &#38; SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?
Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start &#124; 9/8/07
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="border: 0pt none " src="http://www.semmys.org/dm/badges/lg_blue_winner.gif" alt="2008 SEMMY Winner" width="125" height="80" />Let&#8217;s skip the corny, canned jokes and the awkward moments at the podium and just open the envelope, shall we? Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 2008 SEMMY Award in the <strong>Rants</strong> category is &#8230; drum-roll, please &#8230;</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.seofaststart.com/blog/web-20-seo-must-we-piss-in-every-public-fountain">Web 2.0 &amp; SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?<br />
</a>Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start | 9/8/07</h3>
<p>Congratulations to our winner! Here&#8217;s a choice bit from the winning post:</p>
<blockquote><p>Imagine that you live in a village. The villagers need water. It&#8217;s a long walk to the river. So some of the village leaders get together and decide to dig a well. They create a public fountain, and everyone can get water from it. It&#8217;s a wonderful thing, until the village drunk starts pissing in the fountain.</p>
<p>Now replace the fountain with Wikipedia, and the village drunk with SEOs… and you have a perfect picture of why Wikipedia had to nofollow outbound links.</p></blockquote>
<h3>Runners-Up</h3>
<p>The top two runners-up in public voting were:</p>
<ol>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/070208-110711.php">Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason<br />
</a></strong>Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 2/8/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.johnon.com/399/google-las-vegas.html">SEOS: The Card Counters of the Internet<br />
</a></strong>John Andrews | 9/9/07</li>
</ol>
<p>The winner and runners-up are welcome to <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab the appropriate badge</a> &#8212; we have a badge for both winners and runners-up.</p>
<h3>How the Voting Ended</h3>
<p>Here&#8217;s a look at how each finalist fared in the public voting:</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.semmys.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/rants.gif" alt="Rants - 2008 voting" /></p>
<p>Thanks to all who voted, and congrats again to the winner, runners-up, finalists, and all nominees. We look forward to reading your acceptance speech soon!</p>
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		<title>Rants &#8211; 2008 Finalists</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The judges have made their choices, and the finalists in the Rants category for the 2008 SEMMY Awards are:
The Finalists

Google&#8217;s Policy on No follow and Reviews is Hypocritical and Wrong
Michael Gray, Graywolf &#124; 1/25/07
Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason
Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land &#124; 2/8/07
Google Adds Paid Links Reporting
Michael Gray, Graywolf &#124; [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2008/rants-2008-finalists/">Rants &#8211; 2008 Finalists</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The judges have made their choices, and the <em>finalists</em> in the <strong>Rants</strong> category for the 2008 SEMMY Awards are:</p>
<h3>The Finalists</h3>
<ul>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/seo/googles-policy-on-no-follow-and-reviews-is-hypocritical-and-wrong/">Google&#8217;s Policy on No follow and Reviews is Hypocritical and Wrong<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 1/25/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/070208-110711.php">Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason<br />
</a></strong>Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 2/8/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/google-adds-paid-links-reporting/">Google Adds Paid Links Reporting<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 6/13/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.searchrank.com/blog/2007/08/link-seller-caveats.html">Things That Bug Me Regarding Those Who Sell Links<br />
</a></strong>David Wallace, SearchRank | 8/14/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seofaststart.com/blog/web-20-seo-must-we-piss-in-every-public-fountain">Web 2.0 &amp; SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?<br />
</a></strong>Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start | 9/8/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.johnon.com/399/google-las-vegas.html">SEOS: The Card Counters of the Internet<br />
</a></strong>John Andrews | 9/9/07</li>
</ul>
<p>Congratulations to each finalist! Please <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab a finalist badge</a> and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists has begun.</p>
<h3>Here&#8217;s How to Vote</h3>
<p>Now it&#8217;s <em>your turn</em> to choose a winner! Please read each article above and decide which one you feel is the best. When you click below, you&#8217;ll be able to vote <em>in this category only</em>. To vote in other categories, please visit the pages listing those finalists. Voting is open now, and will close at end-of-day on January 30, 2008.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.questionpro.com/akira/TakeSurvey?id=875293" target="_blank">VOTE NOW IN THIS CATEGORY</a></strong> (link will open in a new window)</p>
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		<title>Rants &#8211; All 2008 Nominees</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following are the nominees in the Rants category for the 2008 SEMMY Awards. Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 5-6 finalists. Congratulations to all nominees! Please grab a nominee badge and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.

Shoemoney, A Fish Bowl, and Bullshit
Todd Friesen, [...]<p>This is a post from <a href="http://www.semmys.org/">SEMMYS.org</a>.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.semmys.org/2008/rants-all-2008-nominees/">Rants &#8211; All 2008 Nominees</a></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following are the nominees in the <strong>Rants</strong> category for the 2008 SEMMY Awards. Our judge(s) will narrow this group down to 5-6 finalists. Congratulations to all nominees! Please <a href="http://www.semmys.org/download-semmys-badges/">grab a nominee badge</a> and let your readers know that public voting on the finalists is just around the corner.</p>
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<li><strong><a href="http://www.oilman.ca/sem/shoemoney-a-fish-bowl-and-bullshit/">Shoemoney, A Fish Bowl, and Bullshit<br />
</a></strong>Todd Friesen, Oilman | 1/10/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.johnon.com/220/white-hat-sissies.html">Black Hat vs. White Hat vs. Grey Hat SEO: The Definitive Guide<br />
</a></strong>John Andrews | 1/12/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.toprankblog.com/2007/01/good-seo-humor/">Good SEO Humor<br />
</a></strong>Lee Odden, Online Marketing Blog | 1/23/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/seo/googles-policy-on-no-follow-and-reviews-is-hypocritical-and-wrong/">Google&#8217;s Policy on No follow and Reviews is Hypocritical and Wrong<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 1/25/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.gregboser.com/cnet-bastards/">Cnet Bastards<br />
</a></strong>Greg Boser | 2/2/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.traffick.com/2007/02/on-alexa-competecom-quantcast-et-al.asp">On Alexa, Compete.com, Quantcast, et al<br />
</a></strong>Andrew Goodman, Traffick | 2/6/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/070208-110711.php">Why The SEO Folks Were Mad At You, Jason<br />
</a></strong>Danny Sullivan, Search Engine Land | 2/8/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.bruceclay.com/blog/archives/2007/02/the_lisas_probl.html">The Lisa&#8217;s Problem With Wikipedia Explained<br />
</a></strong>Lisa Barone, Bruce Clay Blog | 2/19/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.bruceclay.com/blog/archives/2007/03/calling_it_link.html">Calling It Linkbait Doesn&#8217;t Make You Less of a Jerk<br />
</a></strong>Lisa Barone, Bruce Clay Blog | 3/14/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.stuntdubl.com/2007/03/21/idiot-bloggers/">How to be an Idiot Blogger that No One Likes<br />
</a></strong>Todd Malicoat, Stuntdubl | 3/21/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/blog/merchant-circle-can-kiss-my-consumer-ass/">Merchant Circle Can Kiss My Consumer Ass<br />
</a></strong>Sugarrae | 3/25/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://speakingfreely.wordpress.com/2007/04/03/words-and-phrases-you-should-avoid/">Words and Phrases You Should Avoid<br />
</a></strong>Dean Bloomfield, Speaking Freely | 4/3/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.scoreboard-media.com/mahalo-sucks/">Mahalo: That&#8217;s Hawaiian for 8 Visitors A Month<br />
</a></strong>Brian Provost, Scoreboard Media | 5/30/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.searchengineguide.com/searchbrief/senews/010110.html">Hey Jason, Search Results are Never &#8220;Done&#8221;<br />
</a></strong>Jennifer Laycock, Search Engine Guide | 5/31/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.stuntdubl.com/2007/05/31/mfahalo/">How Sequoia Venture Capital Will Pop the Bubble of Web 2.0 &#8211; Mahalo or MFAhollow?<br />
</a></strong>Todd Malicoat, Stuntdubl | 5/31/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://fantomaster.com/fantomNews/archives/2007/06/05/googles-ideal-webmaster-snitch-rake-it-in-and-dont-deliver/">Google&#8217;s Ideal Webmaster: Snitch, Rake It In And Don&#8217;t Deliver<br />
</a></strong>Ralph Tegtmeier, Fantomaster | 6/5/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/google-adds-paid-links-reporting/">Google Adds Paid Links Reporting<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 6/13/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://searchengineland.com/070702-093748.php">Five Things I Hate About Linking<br />
</a></strong>Eric Ward, Search Engine Land | 7/2/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/case-study/2007-tour-de-france-winner-wikipedia/">2007 Tour de France Winner &#8211; Wikipedia<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 7/6/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.searchengineguide.com/searchbrief/senews/010373.html">Of Course Branded Keywords Convert Better!<br />
</a></strong>Jennifer Laycock, Search Engine Guide | 7/24/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.sugarrae.com/newsflash-youre-damn-right-its-a-popularity-contest/">Newsflash: You&#8217;re Damn Right It&#8217;s a Popularity Contest<br />
</a></strong>Sugarrae | 7/25/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/new-google-adwords-formula-just-pay-us-more/">New Google Adwords Formula = Just Pay Us More<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 8/10/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/archives/002413.shtml">FUD &amp; Relevancy: Inside the Mind of a Google Search Engineer<br />
</a></strong>Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 8/13/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.searchrank.com/blog/2007/08/link-seller-caveats.html">Things That Bug Me Regarding Those Who Sell Links<br />
</a></strong>David Wallace, SearchRank | 8/14/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/archives/002423.shtml">How Google AdSense Cannibalizes Content Based Business Models<br />
</a></strong>Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 8/18/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seofaststart.com/blog/web-20-seo-must-we-piss-in-every-public-fountain">Web 2.0 &amp; SEO: Must We Piss In Every Public Fountain?<br />
</a></strong>Dan Thies, SEO Fast Start | 9/8/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.seobook.com/google-lies">7 Useful Webmaster Tools Google Stole From You<br />
</a></strong>Aaron Wall, SEO Book | 9/8/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.johnon.com/399/google-las-vegas.html">SEOS: The Card Counters of the Internet<br />
</a></strong>John Andrews | 9/9/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.vanessafoxnude.com/2007/09/11/why-the-seomoz-seo-quiz-is-completely-wrong/">Why the SEOmoz SEO Quiz Is Completely Wrong<br />
</a></strong>Vanessa Fox | 9/11/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.johnon.com/401/seo-noise.html">More SEO Noise<br />
</a></strong>John Andrews | 9/19/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://massa.techndu.com/2007/09/24/GettingBitchSlappedByTheGuruOUCHThatsGottaHurt.aspx">Getting Bitch Slapped by The Guru – OUCH! That&#8217;s Gotta Hurt<br />
</a></strong>Bob Massa, Ask the SEO Guru | 9/24/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.johnon.com/432/google-anticompetitive.html">Google vs. Innovation<br />
</a></strong>John Andrews | 11/16/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.ppchero.com/2007/11/20/stop-complaining-start-educating/">Stop Complaining, Start Educating!<br />
</a></strong>Amber Benedict, PPC Hero | 11/20/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.bruceclay.com/blog/archives/2007/11/are_you_a_socia.html">Are You a Social Media Idiot?<br />
</a></strong>Lisa Barone, Bruce Clay Blog | 11/28/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/random-thoughts/christina-warren-of-download-squad-is-a-clueless-idiot/">Christina Warren of Download Squad is a Clueless Idiot<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 11/30/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://cre8pc.com/blog/archives/394">Hey Blog Scrapers! Take This Post Too<br />
</a></strong>Kim Krause-Berg, Cre8pc | 12/14/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/google/what-google-knols-can-teach-you-about-googles-philosophy/">What Google Knols Can Teach You About Google’s Philosophy<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 12/18/07</li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.wolf-howl.com/seo/matt-cutts-says-financial-arrangements-should-affect-all-links-within-a-post/">Matt Cutts Says Financial Arrangements Should Affect All Links Within a Post<br />
</a></strong>Michael Gray, Graywolf | 12/30/07</li>
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